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There'll be drunken sex between NASA co-workers tonight! But given the gender ratio, curiousity will again need to prevail.
Alan Jones and Andrew Bolt would repel each other in close proximity, because they're both negatively charged morons.
Aldi is German for barely altered brand identity theft.
First Chilean miner spoke of anxiety at the thought of catching up on 69 days of email and tweets. #chileminerescue
My disappointment with the Higgs boson is it completes the Standard Model. For all the money spent, you'd think we'd get the Deluxe Model.
It's never too late to start a cult.
The BoM has declared it a fucking lovely day in Melbourne.
Seems the last remaining use of public pay phones is to call a drug dealer.
Sorry, that was me. Just wanted to see if twitter was working.
OH: Gen Y broke my gaydar.
If frustration was an energy source airline websites could power the world.
The word 'myki' is a conversation hand grenade. One mention detonates the rage built up in any Melburnian.