WTF Qr Codes http://t.co/9BNaOQDF

There'll be drunken sex between NASA co-workers tonight! But given the gender ratio, curiousity will again need to prevail.

Released validates_timeliness v3.0.0 for Rails 3. Date/time validation made easy, with multi-ORM support http://bit.ly/dyn9RG #rails #ruby

Alan Jones and Andrew Bolt would repel each other in close proximity, because they're both negatively charged morons.

Aldi is German for barely altered brand identity theft.

First Chilean miner spoke of anxiety at the thought of catching up on 69 days of email and tweets. #chileminerescue

My disappointment with the Higgs boson is it completes the Standard Model. For all the money spent, you'd think we'd get the Deluxe Model.

Comet spends an hour in the Sun and survives http://t.co/ybhhbhdE

A river of ectoplasm … in Chicago pic.twitter.com/NExXlxre3t

It's never too late to start a cult.

Minimum Viable Product? Minimum Respectable Product http://bit.ly/crG9Iu

The BoM has declared it a fucking lovely day in Melbourne.

Seems the last remaining use of public pay phones is to call a drug dealer.

Sorry, that was me. Just wanted to see if twitter was working.

Lost Dr Who episodes being recovered from 50 year old TV signals bouncing back to Earth http://t.co/R5W7zrlJ via @zite

Let there be no doubt, Murdoch regularly interferes with his news outlets to promote his own agenda http://bit.ly/h2e5qa

OH: Gen Y broke my gaydar.

Quit iTunes, Open Terminal. $ defaults write com.apple.iTunes full-window -1. Open iTunes. No more traffic lights. /via @quamen

If frustration was an energy source airline websites could power the world.

The word 'myki' is a conversation hand grenade. One mention detonates the rage built up in any Melburnian.