@geeksrulz Why are these LNP men allowed to get away with such disgusting hate-speech? Australian women are by proxy taking hit after hit...

Sirens’ song is to amuse men
But beware tragedy’s caress
Behind the mask is a Melpomene
A daughter of Zeus no less #Artwiculate

For women it’s a desideratum, to possess much less derrière; I have it down-pat verbatim, “I wish I’d less hip I do swear!” #Artwiculate

Funny how a scurrilous remark like “my god’s more powerful than your god” can start a war that lasts for thousands of years! #Artwiculate

I don’t like those old style Pedant public toilets – they’re all about pees & queues #Artwiculate

@geeksrulz And Emma Alberici didn't pull Ciobo up on his "slittting throat" comment. Are these women being bullied by LNP interviewees?

Where would hypochondriacs be without a dose of sciolism? #Artwiculate

Spindrift occurs when media spin doctors,instead of plumbing the depths for facts,end up drifting on a sea of frothy innuendo #Artwiculate

You don’t know territorial until you’ve spied a tiny sparrow marching a huge black crow away from its nest on neighbour's roof #Artwiculate

Alas did banal Pip discover that to forge a life uncommon & to have great expectations, is the dickens hard to achieve! #Artwiculate

@margokingston1 yes, well we all know Eric "fake email' Abetz tried to frame KRudd when he was PM, over utegate!

@clucianaluciana Just about to write same sentiment;met you both at same time;bound together in league with gods & goddesses x x @melpomuse

John ‘Glabrous Pubis’ Ruskin’s marriage to Effie could have been saved if the Brazilian had come before #Artwiculate

@bishop64 'a gutful of the Australian media telling us our vote has already been cast?" YES! @nigelmcbain @kieragorden @knobtw

Vatican likes to generate
saintly people to venerate.
But alas, it’s Holy Watergate
For harboured priests degenerate #Artwiculate

Today I picked my pomegranates
Alas too pithy & immature
Not much juice to be had I fear
Next year will need more manure! #Artwiculate

If all global leaders were poets
Each one pithy, witty and wise
There’d be no need for war
All life’s precious,they’d realise #Artwiculate

@geeksrulz 2/2 to Australian people! KRudd has been leading the de-stabilisation of PM;today PM took him by surprise and called his bluff!

She may have been a shocking flirt, but that’s a Grate Photo of Marilyn Monroe in a billowy skirt #Artwiculate pic.twitter.com/GoIJR9of

The judge fustigated the Bench as he criticized and railed against the holes in the Prosecution’s case #Artwiculate