Cyprus is sitting between Greece and Turkey in the green room. Awkward! #cyprus #eurovision

Ulster Bank says it’s back to normal today. That should make it even easier to walk in and close your account.

To vote for Ireland from the UK, call 6225213 on your mobile #Eurovision

Yay! @msanamatronic just gave @thegeorgebar a shout out on BBC Three. #Eurovision

No wonder we all went mad spending when Irish ATMs only seem to dispense €50 notes.

The writing on @itvcorrie is spot on tonight.

Get Lucky has gone to number one in 46 countries.  http://www.vibe.com/article/daft-punks-get-lucky-goes-number-one-46-countries … #GetLucky #DaftPunk

Dear America,

When you vote tomorrow remember the very wise words of Ms @rupaul:

"Don't fuck it up!"

Thanks,
Europe.

#obama

If Ireland won, the gays that travel to #Eurovision could single-handedly revive our economy.

Gary should not shave. Ever. #xfactor

If someone ever asks you to go to McDonald's for a coffee, you're getting dumped.

Bigots boycotting #oreos after their support of gay marriage? Guess you need to boycott these companies too: http://t.co/v8uMZnYP. Idiots.

Gay couple strolling around town hand-in-hand, like it’s totally normal. Because it is.

Dear gay boys. Thinking of doing some fake tan for the weekend? No, just no. Put the St. Tropez down and step away.

So what exactly did Occupy Dame St achieve? Oh yeah, that's right...

This is so gay I think I’m straight. Full circle #Romania #Eurovision

No baby, no. #Latvia #Eurovision

Madonna’s disco ball from the Confessions tour, available for hire. #Eurovision

A year today since I quit smoking. Hooray!

“I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the sound of my fabulous gay lifestyle.”