Makanan tu bogel bro RT @exodes Setiap kali Instagram makanan, wajib masukkan tag #foodporn eh? Apa yang porn nye?

Timeline dah gila, pagi2 cerita berak, petang sikit cerita toceng, dah nak malam ni, cerita @exodes main.

@twt_malaysia hari pertama di kelas, ayah datang bagitau cikgu “kalau anak saya buat pasal lempang jer.”

A relationship is a lot like a playing card. At first it's all hearts and diamonds. In the end, all you want is a club and a fucking spade.

@exodes @ambering_ dia tak tau nama mak kau lah.

aku nak tumbuk @exodes

just saw few people changing their status from single to in relationship for april fool prank. sure... pretending you have someone is funny.

cara melayu bunuh diri, guna nombor, sebab melayu mana terer main nombor. RT @exodes I should commit sudoku.

@exodes wont that make you the faggot king? since you're the #animepeople king.

@n4vin HOW THE FUCK. NO GF, NO GIRLS, NO HAND. TEACH ME MASTER. @exodes

SAID NO ONE EVER RT @zatywacky I'm home! Without my parents. Lets do the house chores

@exodes @libraex says the bangla who just got IC pffftt

cis budak2 anime ni dok tweet fetish NTR, aku ingat Najib Tun Razak, nasib aku pandai google -_______-

#KalauPASMemerintah supernatural jadi super syirik

@syahredzan theres a myth among mmu students that lawyers cant do maths. Guess the myth is not really a myth at all.

@n4vin for a god , your time management sure is bad.

dapat follower sebab kutuk meleis™ . #archievementunlocked

@p1r0sh1k1 maksud anda University ini Tolong Meleis™? RT @p1r0sh1k1: paling2 pun kalau meleis boleh masuk Univesiti Meleis™

#TIL 7years ago, today, @twitter was born!

@twt_malaysia kahwin awal kire hipster ke? Since nowadays semua nak kahwin lambat. #soalantakserius