And this is how I end up writing a threesome where one participant is imaginary.

Also convinced more of my tweets should end with "And then a threesome"

You know what life, fuck you, okay? I get it. Just fuck off. I'll be over here with my blanket.

Having a hard time eating delicious bean soup when what I really want is tacos. And love. But mostly tacos.

@deadcowgirl *peeks* *cries* Come on, gmail... gimme!

@deadcowgirl *kermit flail*

@faceyspace A-Fucking-Men. You'd think they never went shopping before.

Yes, you vapid waste of human flesh, I'm aware most who identity as pansexual are teenagers & I'm not. No, I'm not confused. Fuck you.

@handsomeparty *squee* Reading!

Hey life, fuck you very much.

@amaditalks @living400lbs @louisathelast @fatbodypolitics @bigliberty Son of Citation Machine! http://t.co/Dh95ZjHg

@notalwaysweak Statistically speaking, Ambers are awesome & love Stuart. <3

@farrensquare Close enough. ;)

Yes, I'm writing porn of some sort tonight. We'll see what happens.

Today's brain wants to write about a gay leather cub being forced by his Daddy to pleasure a kitten-with-a-whip Domme. And then a threesome.

Listened to the first series of Cabin Pressure while I was out. My adoration only grows each time.

@amaditalks <3 So adored.

@notalwaysweak Two words, it is a pit of mosh. :p

Everyone is aware of autism, not everyone is aware of the reality of autism.

And yes, you are all collectively 'dude' now. Despite being almost entirely amazing people of the female identity. I know you understand.