BREAKING #WEBOS NEWS! Mark Zuckerberg announces FB's plans to "acquire webos and the Palm business unit" to form new "FacePalm" division

Let's argue about whether Haskell or Clojure is better while somebody else ships products using PHP and duct tape.

They say hackers die twice, once when they pass, and then again when the last of their code is rewritten by some asshole using JavaScript

I got 99 problems, but with JIRA I can't find a single one.

"You go to production with the code you have, not the code you wish you had" - Devops Rumsfeld

Introducing the Vagrant plugin for Jenkins http://t.co/EpZxh8lG

LinkedIn is pokemon for adults.

Trolling protip: be sure to ask all your CoffeeScript questions on comp.lang.javascript

Pulling Jenkins' strings with Puppet http://t.co/ZQjddFqW

Let's just shut down @sfbart altogether. It's had a good run, but clearly can't handle 20 people with raised voices.

VirtualBox is why daddy drinks

If your deployment starts with `killall -9 java`, you might be retarded.

Boy I would like to live in a country where people show enough respect to not call their President a nigger.

The entire reason JavaScripters want a .js TLD: <script src="http://jquery.js"/>

OH: "Python 3 is the XHTML of the programming language world."

Layoffs can totally be a good thing for a company, remember when Digg laid off staff and then skyrocketed back to the lime light?

Guise srsly, #puppetconf is going to have some amazing talks this year. Register goddamnit http://t.co/8yMm3eDs

Slides from the Jenkins User Conference 2011 http://t.co/ai6Wy3SR

Your mom has so many contributors her fork queue paginates #GitHubInsults

Trying out new jokes: Expert PHP developer walks into a bar. Premise is ridiculous, joke cancelled.