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BREAKING #WEBOS NEWS! Mark Zuckerberg announces FB's plans to "acquire webos and the Palm business unit" to form new "FacePalm" division
Let's argue about whether Haskell or Clojure is better while somebody else ships products using PHP and duct tape.
I got 99 problems, but with JIRA I can't find a single one.
"You go to production with the code you have, not the code you wish you had" - Devops Rumsfeld
LinkedIn is pokemon for adults.
VirtualBox is why daddy drinks
If your deployment starts with `killall -9 java`, you might be retarded.
Boy I would like to live in a country where people show enough respect to not call their President a nigger.
OH: "Python 3 is the XHTML of the programming language world."
Layoffs can totally be a good thing for a company, remember when Digg laid off staff and then skyrocketed back to the lime light?
Your mom has so many contributors her fork queue paginates #GitHubInsults
Trying out new jokes: Expert PHP developer walks into a bar. Premise is ridiculous, joke cancelled.