Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
if you say "pumpkin spice latte" in the mirror 3 times a white girl in yoga pants will appear & tell you all her favorite things about fall.
Amanda Bynes arrested for DUI? Court dismissed.... BRING IN THE DANCING LOBSTERS!
Mitt Romney looks like someone who would try to make "fetch" happen.
"Shine bright like a..." *turns off radio*
When Mitt Romney eats Lucky Charms he picks out all the rainbows because they're gay.
My ADD, OCD and Laziness cancel each other out. It's like "this HAS to be perfect because...holy crap that's shiny, screw this I'm tired."
Apparently answering "ALL OVER YOUR NAKED BODY" when the Starbucks person says "want whipped cream?" IS FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.
Mitt Romney looks like one of those assholes who hands out fruit for Halloween.
$5 says taylor swift tries to date the apocalypse.
retweet if you're a sassy black woman.
if you say "holla" in the mirror 3 times a white girl in a northface jacket and uggs will appear and do the cup song from pitch perfect.
I've emailed a picture of my cat's butthole to Mitt Romney every single day for the past 4 months
Demi and Ashton unfollowed each other.... It just got real.
Perez Hilton is now a father. Of a child. Like... Someone actually gave Perez Hilton a baby. PEREZ HILTON HAS A HUMAN CHILD. I need a minute