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  • ahaspel
      Aaron Haspel @ahaspel

    The most effective way to learn is by devoting oneself to a single subject for months at a time. The opposite of this is school.

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  • ahaspel
      Aaron Haspel @ahaspel

    People say they can't draw when they mean they can't see, and that they can't write when they mean they can't think.

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  • ahaspel
      Aaron Haspel @ahaspel

    Art is not a crime. Wearing a shirt that says "art is not a crime" is a crime.

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  • ahaspel
      Aaron Haspel @ahaspel

    The Marriage. Act 1. W: We need more money! H: Very well. Act 2. W: You never pay attention to me! You're always working! Exeunt.

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  • ahaspel
      Aaron Haspel @ahaspel

    If only Hitchens were alive to rip into the pious tributes occasioned by his death.

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  • ahaspel
      Aaron Haspel @ahaspel

    Moral philosophy warns us against deriving ought from is, when it is far more common, and pernicious, to derive is from ought.

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  • ahaspel
      Aaron Haspel @ahaspel

    Who reviews the papers of the peerless?

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  • ahaspel
      Aaron Haspel @ahaspel

    The Four Irrational Beliefs of Highly Effective People: 1. Optimism. 2. Control. 3. Forecasting ability. 4. All-around superiority.

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  • ahaspel
      Aaron Haspel @ahaspel

    There exists some possible world where people, on losing an argument, change their minds.

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  • ahaspel
      Aaron Haspel @ahaspel

    Our awareness of what we deserve, but lack, is surpassed only by our blindness to what we do not deserve, but have.

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  • ahaspel
      Aaron Haspel @ahaspel

    No funny person has ever been described as having a good sense of humor.

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  • ahaspel
      Aaron Haspel @ahaspel

    The illogical are sure that they are imaginative, and the unimaginative that they are logical.

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  • ahaspel
      Aaron Haspel @ahaspel

    One of truth's greatest enemies is collegiality.

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  • ahaspel
      Aaron Haspel @ahaspel

    The ordinary idea of goodness is so passive that it lacks its own verb. One may sin, but one never virtues.

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  • ahaspel
      Aaron Haspel @ahaspel

    "If it ain't broke, don't fix it" would be a more telling argument if everything were not, in fact, broke.

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  • ahaspel
      Aaron Haspel @ahaspel

    The usual academic bibiliography buries the ten books the author has plagiarized among hundreds that he has barely read.

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  • ahaspel
      Aaron Haspel @ahaspel

    If he is rich, we call it gold-digging; if handsome, lust; if clever, fascination; and if he has no discernible appeal, we call it love.

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  • ahaspel
      Aaron Haspel @ahaspel

    Read to remember, write to forget.

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  • ahaspel
      Aaron Haspel @ahaspel

    The most vicious of all the lies taught in school is that one ought to be willing to perform boring tasks diligently.

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  • ahaspel
      Aaron Haspel @ahaspel

    Computers will never be intelligent because humans define intelligence as whatever they do better than computers.

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Superfluous. Supercilious. Superannuated.