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My bed and I have spiritual bond that not even food can break.
The world in my head differs greatly from any of your worlds.
Just because someone is different from you doesn't mean they're weird. There's no excuse for being just plain weird though.. Emo kids..
don’t you hate it when you’re trying to play basketball and your head’s in the game but your heart’s in the song
HOCUS POCUS IS ON. I repeat, HOCUS POCUS IS ON
I'm so mentally drained
"There's a candy called Nips. Like Nips in my mouth. Dont ever bite a nip. WRAP BACON AROUND YOUR WEINER and leave it there all day. Bitch."
I literally don't know what to do with myself since I'm phoneless #lost #scared #confused #bitchwhinemoan
Save a horse, ride a well-established doctor
I dropped my phone in oatmeal. That's the most exciting thing to happen all day. Cool tweet.
I don't think anyone can top our seniors after tonight
My 10 year old brother has an Instagram and a twitter. Why.
More gun laws won't stop "crazy"
I will never understand some things.. like why is "Boeke" pronounced "Bakey"?
Born with a silver spoon in my mouth. Young traditonalist. Senior at Harrison and Hogwarts alumni. Will Clippinger is allowed to grab my butt.