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"@funnyjokebook: Mom: "What are you doing?" Me: "Homework!" *Mom looks at the screen* "Really? When did they start putting it on Twitter?""
@comedytruth Teacher: School's almost over, and this is crazy! But here's 4 projects, due on Friday.
Yes a lot "@comedyordeath: RT if you do this! pic.twitter.com/oaWI0cCa"
"@thefunnyteens: S.T.U.D.Y = Singing, Tweeting, Unlimited Texting, Dreaming, Yawning."
"@bookofcomedy: Downloading 97%... 98%... 99%... *downloading failed* KILL ME NOW -__-"
I hate when someone tell me add me on twitter
"@thefactsbook: Nearly half of the world's population is under the age of 25."
"@itsfunnylife: That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced people actually think you are stupid"
"@funny_truth: SINGLE = A Drama Free Life"
"@comedyorfact: Mirror is my best friend, because when I cry it never laughs.."
"@comedyposts: *3am phone call*.."Hey are you asleep?"..."Noooo, I'm skydiving...""
"@autocorrects: Life is weird, first you wanna grow up, then you wanna be a kid again."
"@funny_truth: A friend of mine said "Onions r the only food that can make u cry" That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon"
"@comedyposts: When I'm alone in my house, every sound is a ghost."
"@comedytruth: My texting speed increases when I'm mad"
"@funny_truth: Dear Teachers, if I sit next to my best friend, I'll whisper to him. If you move me away, I'll shout to him. It's your choice
"@thecomedyjokes: When I'm really depressed, I cut myself... a piece of cake."
"@comedyposts: I wish my mind had a delete button."
"@comedytruth: Good friends won't let you do stupid things...... Without them"
"@comedytruth: ✔ Food ✔ Bed ✔ Music ✔ Twitter ✔ Cellphone = Perfect day."
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