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Why can't the booty call concept be applied to cuddling? or snuggling and watching a movie?
"If you don't ask him, you're kinda shooting yourself in the balls..." "It can't be the foot? That'd hurt." "I know how balls work Daniel."
When I see my doctor, she sometimes asks if I track my moods, weird dreams, etc. Yes, I say. I call it my Twitter account.
#PalmerFest taking it a step up this year: instead of setting fire to couches, they caught a house on fire. #lastSpringQuarter
If there's a word for this feeling, I haven't come up with it yet.
I'm gonna make a shirt that says 'You aren't funny, you're just a bitch,' and when people say it's rude say it was a gift from my mom.
Home is the coffee shop. @OhioU studying PR and accounting. Coffee slinger and social media manager for @donkeycoffee, and all around ruler of all I try.