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I got an ice bucket challenge for you: go dump a melting glacier on your head. Better hurry!
Basing a software purchase on App Store reviews is like trying to return a can of unopened furniture.
I'm naked but the Internet is down. Not sure how this works.
Just remember, it's technically not auto-erotic asphyxiation if someone helps you do it.
The Giants are so bad that even the Rockies fans have left.
I'm OK with 599 followers. Any more than that and you just become a dick.
That's right. I FF'd myself. Ladies...?
Adobe invented Illustrator, thus being accomplices to the unconscionable crime that can only be described as The Colorado Rockies Uniform.
Can you write off Ponzi scheme losses?
When did life become just a load of retweets?
3D printing? I don't think I could give less of a shit. Knock yourselves out.
Guess it's time dust off the 'ol copy of Marathon Man. Is it safe…?
Hey North Carolina, I don't believe speed dating means what you think it means.