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After a week and a half of not shaving my legs, it tis a lovely feeling, a smooth leg. #iamsuchahippie
I have a stain on my shirt that looks like a cum stain...whoops!
Guys hate it when you sneeze on their wieners!
I dont want to be called pumpkin muff!
Fishkill Creek, Creek kill fish, Fish kill creek, kill creek fish
Papa George....and his big package!
Hey, I didnt know Ireland was coming?
Titusville and Bushleague! Titties and Bush!
I forgot two, Kill fish Carmel and Kill carmel fish!
Fishkill Carmel, Carmel kill fish, Fish kill Carmel, Fish Carmel kill!
Nagatuck? How about Nagafuck, or Fuck a nag!
Danbury? How about bury Dan....hehe :P i thought that was clever!
Everything I do, I do it for the Jews!
People always seem to sit away from the white girl! Probably cause they are intimidating!