I guess I just wanted to finish off the bottle. @corruptchelsea

After a week and a half of not shaving my legs, it tis a lovely feeling, a smooth leg. #iamsuchahippie

@nicholusf I 'll take "the rapist for 200" "thats therapist"

@corruptchelsea #cantlivewithout Jose!

Dad, can i go in my room and stick my finger in my asshole @corruptchelsea

I have a stain on my shirt that looks like a cum stain...whoops!

Guys hate it when you sneeze on their wieners!

Just generated a #TweetCloud, my top words are: love, haha, movie - http://w33.us/8b48 (http://twitpic.com/2sh0ts)

I dont want to be called pumpkin muff!

Fishkill Creek, Creek kill fish, Fish kill creek, kill creek fish

Papa George....and his big package!

Hey, I didnt know Ireland was coming?

Titusville and Bushleague! Titties and Bush!

I forgot two, Kill fish Carmel and Kill carmel fish!

Fishkill Carmel, Carmel kill fish, Fish kill Carmel, Fish Carmel kill!

@corruptchelsea says her water tastes like cigarettes

Nagatuck? How about Nagafuck, or Fuck a nag!

Danbury? How about bury Dan....hehe :P i thought that was clever!

Everything I do, I do it for the Jews!

People always seem to sit away from the white girl! Probably cause they are intimidating!