@airportsecurity's (JayWood) most favourited tweets

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Spell check tried to change "gonorrhea" to my lawyers name. Its a sign I need a new lawyer.

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When god gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD

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ill trade my savage garden cassette for speed anyday.

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On a scale of one to Courtney Love, how drunk were you?

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Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.

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is there a such thing as twitter sluts?

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damn, with an ass like that, any chair must be comfortable.

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so whats the etiquette on boners on a nude beach? do i roll over and dig a hole, or just let my flag fly?

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fuck, i accidently added my aunt on facebook

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Its time like this I wish I had a friend called "the professor"

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I have two emotions, anger and drinking.

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I'm ron burgandy?

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Euthanasia vs youth in asia

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Ask your girl what my dick tastes like.

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Not letting go till you say uncle and give me your 401k

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Handshake? Haha I ment handjob.

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DANE COOK JUST DIED!

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IF I TWEETS LIKE @MIKEYADHD DOES I GET MORE STARZ?

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the moon is void of tacos.

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friends dont let friends hate wu tang.

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