@angryindiangirl Your face is a supermodel material. How tall are you? I wonder why you are not famous yet.

@im_not_smug LoL. I am Indian. Bollywood is crap. Stay away. You are welcome.

@kamtweeting I think men are easy as well as simple. Women are neither.

Why make it simple when you can over-analyze it wondering "what if" till it suffocates you and leaves you dead inside?

You known you have grown up the day inspirational tweets stop making any sense to you.

#AddictedTo Cheeze pizza

@kamtweeting <3

@ingestmybabies yuck

@simplynamedtron u r so mean hahahaha

@wetzelgeek you are supa-dupa pretty

@kevinfarzad you are sOooooooOoooooooo

@naazihah well you are Indian and a GIRL. Damn no, I didn't!

@kamtweeting try staph

I may be #lessthanperfect but my boyfriend is just perfect for me.

@abhorrent_wife you, You, YoU, YOU and YYYOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU

@electroknol @youtube I don't think I find teddy bears cute anymore #OhGodWhy

@thatupsdude :*

@easy_tiger__ SEX

@simplynamedtron :*

@muath_tu you deserve a kiss for this tweet. That too, from Mirandra Kerr. :D