Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
A fun thing to say during sex is "Oh yeah, keep it up. You're doing a great job!"
if you're the first car in a left turn lane, you have a moral responsibility to haul ass the moment the arrow turns green
Kudos to the reporters yelling "Do you smoke crack" at Rob Ford, as if maybe he'll be like "Oh, yeah, totally."
"I want to wear a prom dress and sing the chorus from every single one of my songs." - Mariah Carey on the 'American Idol' finale.
Axe body spray is simply human Fabreze.
Twitter has revolutionized the slut industry.
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Coworker: "So, I have this friend who wants me to do some design work for his startup, but he says he can't pa--" Me: "NO NO NO NO NO NO."
Eric Holder: If you don't know the circumstances, how do you know how intense the leak was and if not you, who gave the ok to take emails?
It's fun seeing people's misogyny and fear of their own mortality come out in full force with this Angelina Jolie news.
You say "POS," I definitely don't think "Point Of Sale."
Idea for 24: Jack Bauer gets a cold, spends all day in bed complaining about daytime television.
Jodi Arias is what happens when you have an "i" at the end of your first name instead if a "y"
People I hope rot in hell: Hitler, Pol Pot, inventor of Trader Joe's herbal toothpaste
You say Benghazi, I say Iraq. You say "4 Americans dead." I say 4,000. Benghazi, Iraq. 4 Dead. 4,000. Let's call the whole thing off.
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