Telling someone why you love them is like explaining what water tastes like.

Being intelligent is sexy.

Don't play stupid.

When you truly care for someone, their mistakes never change our feelings. It's the mind that gets angry but the heart still cares.

It's one thing to tell her that she's beautiful, but it's another thing to make her feel it, too.

Face it, we all need one of those "What the fuck happened last night" moments more often.

Don't let the opinions of others consume you.

@jaydirt_ Hahahahaha, you've made my morning! Thanks.

Hey, insomnia, nice to see you again.

@shock_monster Hugs

I feel pretty damn special to be @chopper4jk 's last tweet for the past four hours. 😝😝😝

That's me in your head.

@inmikeswords Thanks! Heard it before. Glad to know you're not the only one who thinks I'm an asshole.

@nursebetty3 Missed you, too!

@addtequila Duuuuude! Thanks so much for the shout out, David ❤

@tenaciousgrace_ Thanks, sweet pea. We'll see how long I last this time.

Is this thing on?