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  • akaperdant
      Amber @akaperdant

    Im officially addicted to twitter, took less than 2 weeks-My addiction to porn only took 4 minutes, 5 max. So I hope to make a full recovery

    • 63
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    JimmyTheThingdannydogmouththisjasonitsathought2Donnamite1repomonMsMishe__________globetrottgirl
  • akaperdant
      Amber @akaperdant

    Morals keep me from killing the neighbors & dancin naked in the street wearin a belt made outta their nipples, but mainly I just hate belts.

    • 60
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    JimboleemJimmyTheThingdannydogmouththisjasonitsathought2Donnamite1repomonMsMishe__________
  • akaperdant
      Amber @akaperdant

    What I lack in grace and dignity I make up for super cool pants.
    Just kidding, I traded my dignity in for the pants which I sold for vodka.

    • 39
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    dannydogmouththisjasonitsathought2repomonglobetrottgirlShrewdSimianheyiamcharlottetheJoeBiz
  • akaperdant
      Amber @akaperdant

    My mom HAS said to me “I hope you know how proud of you I am”…but usually it’s said with sarcasm & derision...while bailing me out of jail.

    • 39
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    dannydogmouththisjasonitsathought2foxyfox_____________repomonGlitterStonedheyiamcharlottetheJoeBiz
  • akaperdant
      Amber @akaperdant

    Me: Mom, Im an adult now, quit calling just 2 check up on me.
    Mom: Jesus Amber, it's midnight & *YOU* called me.
    Me: Oh...sooo whatcha doin?

    • 32
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    dannydogmouththisjasonitsathought2sheerluckholmesfoxyfox_____________KindaLaurenyShrewdSimianGlitterStoned
  • akaperdant
      Amber @akaperdant

    Having arched eyebrows also means you have a propensity for narcissism, drug abuse and whoredom. Well, atleast if I'm any kind of indicator.

    • 32
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    JimmyTheThingdannydogmouththisjasonAlpheyitsathought2ShrewdSimianGlitterStonedtheJoeBiz
  • akaperdant
      Amber @akaperdant

    Me:Do you love me because I am beautiful, or am I beautiful because you love me?
    Roomie: Amber, you're talking to the vodka bottle...again.

    • 30
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    dannydogmouththisjasonitsathought2foxyfox_____________KindaLaurenyGlitterStonedtheJoeBizWittyClitty
  • akaperdant
      Amber @akaperdant

    For lent I plan on giving up masturbation.
    So it looks like for 40 days I'm going to practice my faith AND be a total slut.
    Yay religion. :P

    • 29
    • FAVS
    dannydogmouththisjasonitsathought2repomonShrewdSimianWittyClittybitterpuss________GiantRascal
  • akaperdant
      Amber @akaperdant

    Roses are red, I'm high on hash,
    I'll give you a blow job, you give me the cash.

    Oh wait, I stole that one from your mom. :P

    • 28
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    dannydogmouththisjasonAlpheyitsathought2GlitterStonedWittyClittyJohnnyChimpoGiantRascal
  • akaperdant
      Amber @akaperdant

    Ever have 2 pee so bad, 4 so long that when u finally do, you orgasm?
    Well either way, I'm no longer allowed in the ball pit @ McDonalds. :P

    • 26
    • FAVS
    dannydogmouththisjasonAlpheyitsathought2sheerluckholmesfoxyfox_____________WittyClittybitterpuss________
  • akaperdant
      Amber @akaperdant

    If masturbating 2 Ryan Reynolds is wrong, I was wrong 3 times today.
    Twice yesterday.
    5 or 6 times Friday.
    Let's just say I'm HELLA WRONG.

    • 26
    • FAVS
    dannydogmouththisjasonitsathought2foxyfox_____________WittyClittyzoomzoompow______MODATGreeblehaus
  • akaperdant
      Amber @akaperdant

    I don't buy name brands...
    except for Fresh step kitty liter & Charmin.
    Basically I only spend the extra $ if it involves my hand near shit.

    • 25
    • FAVS
    dannydogmouththisjasonitsathought2KindaLaurenyGlitterStonedWittyClittybitterpuss________quirkyfossil
  • akaperdant
      Amber @akaperdant

    I dont know what a cat swallowing a canary looks like.
    But after a night o debauchery, i know what a pussy swallowing a cucumber looks like.

    • 23
    • FAVS
    dannydogmouthitsathought2sheerluckholmesShrewdSimianglobetrottgirlGlitterStonedWittyClittySplashOfKinky____
  • akaperdant
      Amber @akaperdant

    I love the olympics.
    The tight bodies.
    The bulging muscles.
    The panting participants.
    The Facials...Ok, So Im actually just watchin porn. :P

    • 23
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    dannydogmouthitsathought2WittyClittyGiantRascalbitterpuss________quirkyfossilMODATGreeblehaus
  • akaperdant
      Amber @akaperdant

    Granted, when I have phone sex, I use all kinds of aids that help me win in moaning competitions w/ my roomie.
    Like vibrators and bullhorns.

    • 23
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    dannydogmouthitsathought2GlitterStonedWittyClittyDeconileMODATGreeblehausSexyInsomniac
  • akaperdant
      Amber @akaperdant

    If I weren't working today, I'd be home watching porn, touching myself, and twittering. Well same thing I'm doing now, but w/ less clothes.

    • 22
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    dannydogmouthAlpheyitsathought2GlitterStonedWittyClittySplashOfKinky____MODATyococomo__________
  • akaperdant
      Amber @akaperdant

    Is it true you can't get crabs if you use tartar sauce as a lubricant during sex?
    I'm asking for your mom... and me... and my mom. :P

    • 21
    • FAVS
    dannydogmouthitsathought2globetrottgirlWittyClittyGlitterStonedMODATSexyInsomniacslugworthy________
  • akaperdant
      Amber @akaperdant

    Him: Chill out, just go with the flow Me: If by flow you mean the red tide between my legs, that's telling me to kill you, I'd be happy to

    • 21
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    dannydogmouthitsathought2globetrottgirlWittyClittyMODATSexyInsomniacslugworthy________SEDiamond________
  • akaperdant
      Amber @akaperdant

    Example: Him (Q): "Wanna make out *wink wink* Me(A):Only if you slide a spatula down my ass crack and make dial up noises first *wink wink*

    • 21
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    dannydogmouthglobetrottgirlGlitterStonedSexyInsomniacslugworthy________SEDiamond________freckle_faced____tammyphinney______
  • akaperdant
      Amber @akaperdant

    You know you've become an adult when u find yourself saying, "I wish someone would just plow me out" and you're referencing snow, not sex.

    • 20
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    dannydogmouthWittyClittyDeconileGiantRascalyococomo__________SexyInsomniacslugworthy________SEDiamond________
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