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One night we came upon a man with a megaphone. We come from fish, he proclaimed. He smells like fish, my wife joked. That's me, I whispered.
What do you call a coder who is a chakka? A Unix
Has any woman ever live tweeted child birth?
How to become a professional photographer? 1. Buy Digital SLR, 2. Upload DP of you looking through a Camera Lens.
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, sings. ~ Ed Garner
One thing we can definitely learn from ants is how to move peacefully in a queue without touching and screaming the fuck out of each other.
Oscar Pistorius has been charged with murder. Yes Mukesh Bhatt, that's the only time you will see "Oscar" and "Murder" in the same sentence.
F.R.I.E.N.D.S would have had a lot more episodes showing boat rides if Lisa Kudrow.
I went to a NIKE dukaan. They refused to cut my hair.
When freedom of expression copulates with misogyny, a Honeysingh is born.
The worst thing that can happen to us due to the world not ending on December 21st is definitely 'Dabangg 2'