whoever thought that basecamp was a good project management tool should be slapped clean in the face, and then be forced to use it.

i feel bad for all the toddlers whose moms are already popping their polo shirt collars. #badParenting

@aaronmentele stop being an asshole to your intern.

Incorrect. http://t.co/l71oPwim

olympic divers (not) pooping. http://t.co/jQHmac7J

how do you make a cheeseburger green?

find a yellow cheeseburger, and mix it with a blue one.

not sure which is worse, the heater is broken in the conference room, or I am in a conference room.

hey you guys: cheer up.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM …

all you schlubs can be jealous, now. i got my @firebase beta account.

dudes. it's after 5, and it isn't pitch black outside.

SPRING IS COMING

Wallpaper.  http://flic.kr/p/dCLktY 

i think we can all agree that this is still genius:

http://t.co/XDsrqgIg

dislike having free ram on your computer? use photoshop!

i would like to shoot rockets into space. help me do that on kickstarter! http://t.co/q3vfLC6K

sabotage on repeat.

1: i think it's about time for your weekly desk clean.
2: i think it's about time for your weekly shut the hell up.

scene.

ftp is not version control.

@aaronmentele Lorizzle the bizzle dolor sit amizzle, fo shizzle my nizzle adipiscing elit.

*sarcasterisk ™

there you go. http://t.co/CcKpiGYu