"It's like an automatic spell checker for bad rhythm." Oh my god, you guys. Apple fixed white people.

I think we can all agree that "Avatar" not winning is an affirmation of basic human decency.

Give Android tablets to everyone you hate. #lifehacks #christmashacks

If you're going to start a company or work for a startup, you just have to read through this presentation by @joestump: http://bit.ly/lezKhq

Fact: 98% of all Android phones are sold to people who don't know any better. The other 2%: devs who promise to write apps but never do.

"The best minds of my generation are thinking about how to make people click ads". http://buswk.co/hIaxfa

There has never been a better time to not have a Facebook account.

Programming is addictive. That moment when you figure out a bug that's been gnawing at you–even a small one–is just undiluted joy.

Five emotions invented by the Internet: http://bit.ly/epZPoi

In which it turns out that Michael Arrington still doesn't speak for entrepreneurs: http://t.co/mtWEI2Et

No, YOU put the lime in the coconut you son of a bitch. Don't tell me how to live my life.

What if instead of a "battle of the sexes" hackathon ( http://hackofthesexes.org/ ) we just all did good work together like actual human beings

I can’t take anything published on Svbtle seriously. It’s the yoga studio bulletin board of the World Wide Web.

To retweet in Twitter for Mac you have to:

1. Click the retweet button.
2. Select "Retweet...".
3. Confirm that you want to retweet.

Uh.

There's a difference between "customer service over Twitter" and "paying someone to impotently apologize on Twitter".

I just quit Twitter, and I'm doing something new: http://bit.ly/daTKAd

Eventually some person at every startup says “we can do an April Fool’s thing, but not a lame one like everyone else”. That person is wrong.

In the future, everything is going to have the outline of a star next to it. Very few people will understand what happens when you touch it.

Today is what I like to call Rationalize-The-Unwelcome Changes-In-The-Latest-OS-X-Release-Because-You're-Not-Really-Going-Back-To-Linux Day.

Willful ignorance has no place in programming. How to ignore millions of research hours in a single tweet:  https://twitter.com/ryah/status/258634435161899009 …