Tonight on Twitter, Americans must be thinking wtf is Europe tweeting about. Well America, this is our Superbowl.

Mark Stone from Sky News filmed this in Clapham Junction - Love him asking "Is this fun is it?" http://t.co/He35Q91

Yoko Ono is going to be on "I'm A Celebrity". She'll do ok in the jungle as she's been living off a dead beetle for 25 years.

Next Saturday is the greatest event ever. Eurovision is coming!

WTF http://t.co/agakRo7

So I’m in The Times this weekend…  http://twitpic.com/crdxre 

So o2 send your number to every website you visit? RT @_mdhayes: http://t.co/cNskEcGT >same on Tesco/GiffGaff

Sitting on the kitchen floor eating toast because you're drunk and also because your banned from using the oven. http://t.co/KJJUlDxa

Today calls for a few things.
1) Roll and Square Sausage
2) Handbrake turn in the snow.

Unfortunate acronym on front of paper. http://t.co/qHMRaxYS

"If two girls kissing offends you … then its time to grow up" #eurovision

Seriously Bebo is gone?! I just signed up to it. ffs

Just made a cool £100 for doing some jobs for @fieldagent_uk this morning. Hit the jackpot when 7 of the jobs were at the same spot!

Holy fuck. Listening to radio 1 at the moment. There's someone called Cher Lloyd on there. She sounds like a total fucktard. So stupid.

The Lion OSX Page is updated now. - http://t.co/rRypTUF

@cdharrison =IF(cdharrison="OMG", WTF, PHEW)

@shemsational it’s 0700 OH OH OH OH YEAH

Do we let Greece win and watch them try and pay to host it next year?

@michaelmcguk Gave yourself a cheeky squeeze on the arse then when it finished?

@shemsational that wedding is getting closer and closer.