"Dance like a few people are watching," -- @lukeburbank

Eddie Izard is Tim Curry 2.0.

When my Florence + The Machine broke down I called Mike + The Mechanics.

@mattbfromdenver I feel bad for Guy Fieri b/c of his genetic condition, light sensitive eyes on the nape of his neck.

Ghostbusters is so wrong. A ghost librarian would never ever sabotage the card catalog.

@kumailn @indoorkids @thegynomite @filmcrithulk Great show. Maybe video games are art like a DnD session is fantasy literature.

@jayfoh @tramp0linegirl In a kind and just (and sexy) world, yes.

My gay personals ad would read "Calvin seeks Hobbes", or maybe "Power Man seeking Iron Fist".

This day in 1978 Jim Davis' "Garfield" began it's unfunny assault on Americas' funny pages.

@winelibrarian I think there's a line in Kubla Khan that goes "I am desireous of a librarian, have her washed and brought to my tent."

I've got a good attitude twoards menstruation.

New Order is a goth gateway drug for happiness and good cheer.

This entire thing is disrespectful to the rap game.

If you know any young people of color you should encourage them to find a job walking in backgrounds of college brochures.

You should listen to awesome #podcasts, like @airraidnet and @plannedbrohood.

@darcydactyl There's a reason public libraries sometimes pay time and a half on Sundays.

@ahlersatyourboy I want you to get on that cheese like it was a Scooby Snack.

@adamjury Thematic Tentacle #mynewbandname

I prefer the naughty by nurture philosophy.

No one has sat through the credits but the stinger at the end of The Last Airbender is a close up of a troll face.