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the most amazing thing Bill Nye has illustrated in the debate with creationist Ken Ham, is patience and respect.
Why do Republicans say that gays will destroy the fabric of our society? Personally, I have never met a more fabric friendly group of people
Watching Firefly through for first time in 10 years. I have forgotten so much, it's like new to me. I can't recall anything from season two
cowboys and aliens is okay for a space western but suffers from a painful lack of chinese
coffee, you have one job to do damn it! get your shit together or I will replace you with healthy food and exercise! I mean it this time!
New ben n jerrys flavor - todd akin's legitimate grape
Kelly Clarkson reveals the sex of her baby - I'm sorry, babies should not be having sex.
older people always put, "the," in weird places. No I don't do, "the dope," and this isn't, "the twitter." Take your the medicine. The relax
Ate some questionable Indian food. Now my colon is undergoing ethnic cleansing.
Jesus was a carpenter, so, it's safe to say that he was always late and over budget.
Schweddy Balls flavored ice cream getting a million Mom boycott. Classic case of sactose intolerance.
Politico reports, "Michelle Bachman doesn't believe in gay people existing." She thinks they're ACTUALLY fairies.
The world clown association has announced a clown shortage in America. I think our serial killers are just getting lazy.
Dick Cheney is 70 years old. I bet he doesn't smell like a typical old person. I imagine him smelling like metal, gasoline and crime.
According to Michele Bachman, God is blackmailing Washington with disasters into cutting social programs that help the needy. Sounds right.