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Watching Firefly through for first time in 10 years. I have forgotten so much, it's like new to me. I can't recall anything from season two
cowboys and aliens is okay for a space western but suffers from a painful lack of chinese
coffee, you have one job to do damn it! get your shit together or I will replace you with healthy food and exercise! I mean it this time!
New ben n jerrys flavor - todd akin's legitimate grape
older people always put, "the," in weird places. No I don't do, "the dope," and this isn't, "the twitter." Take your the medicine. The relax
Ate some questionable Indian food. Now my colon is undergoing ethnic cleansing.
Jesus was a carpenter, so, it's safe to say that he was always late and over budget.
Schweddy Balls flavored ice cream getting a million Mom boycott. Classic case of sactose intolerance.
Politico reports, "Michelle Bachman doesn't believe in gay people existing." She thinks they're ACTUALLY fairies.
Dick Cheney is 70 years old. I bet he doesn't smell like a typical old person. I imagine him smelling like metal, gasoline and crime.
According to Michele Bachman, God is blackmailing Washington with disasters into cutting social programs that help the needy. Sounds right.
Just lied to the stewardess that I'm willing to help if we crash since I am in an exit row. Gullible fool! If we crash I'll laugh so hard.
5 min drive to Chipotle 20 min to eat Chipotle 8 hours to regret eating Chipotle 6 months to forget I hate Chipotle 5 min drive to Chipotle.
today I learned that even though 2 wrongs don't make a right, 3 rights make a left. Thanks google maps.
my dog raisin is so cute when she sleeps, I put Nyquil in her water bowl just so I can love her the most.
My iphone doesn't know shit. It knows "shot" and "shut" and even knows 'shat," but refuses to learn the present tense. Total bullshat.
Rupert Murdoch looks like a Star Wars character. The Emporer and Adm. Ackbar's love child genetically spliced with a Ton Ton's nut sack
Halloween - the day to dress up like something or someone other than yourself and play make believe or what I call, work.
I need to remember that when the internet says "graphic video" it means : "haunt your dreams for the rest of your life video"