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I hate all of these bullshit parody accounts of celebrities tweeting meaningful crap. Marilyn Monroe is dead. She doesn't have Twitter.
Tip of the day... If you're going to twitter stalk someone, don't accidentally hit the follow button.
I just discovered a hidden talent. I can stick things in between my butt cheeks and they stay there while I walk. Damn
On this day, Women's Day, it would be great if the Army would stop blocking justice for victims of sexual violence in their branch! RT
Twitter helps me see more tits than a dairy farmer :)
Video games are my life, porn is my job. Follow @pwnedbygirls - to get me, firstname.lastname@example.org