Hiring Programmers? - read "Hiring A Pianist" (@jasongorman) http://is.gd/gEftV

RT @dawgbelly: The saddest ebay auction pic Ive ever seen...http://j.mp/hE0HQv

Offered without comment. http://t.co/giKxJYU2

Head asplode  http://i.imgur.com/qjjlkGm.gif 

I am convinced Dave Grohl is the result of an unholy cross-breeding of @dlpasco and @dannygreg  http://cl.jeffmc.me/Ol6m/image.jpg 

"Smalltalk Best Practice Patterns" is the single best book on programming I've ever read. It changed the way I write code in any language.

@secboffin The first time I saw ifTrue:ifFalse in Smalltalk it *blew* my mind.

@joethedough My daughters nursery class contains a child called Neo.

This is what happens when you let 16 year olds name children.

I am 8.5 minutes in and my mind is already *completely* blown. http://t.co/FICOXXD4

'"We'll try". These are the saddest works a programmer has ever spoken.' http://t.co/JbCorm0d

If you watch Star Wars backwards it's about this war hero pilot who locks up a princess and then retires to become a farmer.

I learned this from watching @kentbeck "I Don't Know" http://tinyurl.com/5v8x6a4

IOS Developers: read this.

http://mattgemmell.com/2010/12/19/accessibility-for-iphone-and-ipad-apps

THAT IS ALL.

Wow. This is the thing that finally makes me change my diet. http://b.rw/aGsZNr: Diseases Of Affluence.

Oh wow. http://codebutler.com/firesheep

Science. It works, bitches. http://t.co/c3dmawbM h/t @adurdin

There are now 10 more tickets for @nsscotland available ( http://t.co/g5azPIM ). Money now goes to CHAS ( http://t.co/6z6fpvY )

OMFG RT @amandapalmer: RT! HOLY FUCK STOP WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING AND GO LOOK AT THE NEW @okgo VIDEO. NOW!!! http://bit.ly/OMGokgo

Shopkeeker: Big Day, eh?
Me: I guess. 64Gb Touch, maybe?
Shopkeeper: ...

Turns out Scotland are playing someone in a football match today.

You don’t have to attend the conference to attend the tutorial day! Come along if you are interested in how ruby works http://t.co/5bMktTYG