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Bums, we get it, you're poor, but stop dressing like that.
idk why school zone speed limits exist for middle schools, we could use a few less of those fuckers.
Pecan is one of those words where you sound like an asshole no matter how you pronounce it.
when did wcw turn into post an ugly pic of your ugly friend day
I don't know if I'll ever be the same after watching Black Swan. And what I mean by that is my boner still hasn't gone down :(
I'm surprised more rappers don't sing about their illegitimate children and fear of commitment.
wouldn't it be great if race/religion/sexuality/gender weren't even things so we could start hating each other for legitimate reasons?
Me and my friends party soo hard. Last night we went to see a play about Anne Frank and tore up an Olive Garden afterwards.
Dad is drinking a Lime-A-Rita so basically I have two moms.
You know, we're pretty awful to lemons.
Just found out dolphins poop. Really depressed now.
My family seriously lives and breathes the broncos. We got home, had no dinner and went straight to bed. It's like someone died.
Your scalp tattoo really compliments your domestic violence record
Beyonce: "I'd like to drop my new album tonight"
Producers: "Dont you want to promote it?"
Beyonce: "Jus call it Beyonce and they'll come"
African American Friday.
Apparently putting a bible verse in your bio makes you not a slut anymore.
NO ONE WANTS TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR FUCKING WORD GAME
Just blocked someone for saying they hate popcorn. I ain't fuckin around today.
I'm going to eat peppermint candy for the next 19 days and that's just something my body is going to have to deal with.
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