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I think the worst part about someone who is waiting till marriage is that they never shut the fuck up about it.
I am so happy to live in the land of the free and the home of the brave and also the land of chipotle valet
If you're a trendy, urban white and you don't name your child Teagan, do you really exist?
DID EVERYONE HAVE A GOOD FLAG DAY I FORGOT TO ASK
iOS 7 is a great way to keep Americans preoccupied for the next 4 months. We really needed something to do.
BREAKING: Kanye West mad because his new daughter didn't get him anything for Father's Day
I don't think anyone could physically make me watch True Blood
Every single delinquent in the world attends Northfield movie theater.
I would rather endure a North Korean bombing attack than ever have to go to a Warped Tour again.
Quick. Someone go golfing with me so Brooke doesn't beat me when she gets back.
People probably read Sami's tweets about me and just think I'm an asshole.
I can't decide if I should participate in this ask thing...
I do not believe in babies on planes