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  • ale_bundy
      bambo @ale_bundy

    you just cant waste your sins on any fucking body these days

    • 169
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    AngelaEhhsnifgitGinGanderryerywtrjrthytr__RafflesWordJustLikeMikeegrumpysalmonSupraNebula______
    • 33
    • RETWEETS
    snifgitFrankCurtisBelizakussGinGanderJessSmokinMeowNurseydaisywaitsridebizarre3angles
  • ale_bundy
      bambo @ale_bundy

    Being a stay at home dad is awesome, unless you have kids.

    • 148
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    AngelaEhhGinGanderryerywtrjrthytr__RafflesWordTraceykemp8One_FineMessMattDaddyO________HateFucker________
    • 39
    • RETWEETS
    GinGanderCurtis79958284____JustLikeMikeesarahscho13Ghetto_TrophybirtyyyjuliaByers10GingerGander
  • ale_bundy
      bambo @ale_bundy

    if your fondest childhood memory is smoking crack under a slide, you're probably my uncle rayray..

    • 126
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    AngelaEhhGrind_n_RollJustLikeMikeegrumpysalmonSupraNebula______9DaysOldMeowNurseyGingerGander
    • 20
    • RETWEETS
    stbishopbunnyparadeathntkChiefTwittlerwavewasher________favstar1000favsnerfspursmartassjenXer____
    nerfspur
  • ale_bundy
      bambo @ale_bundy

    My daughter wants cupcakes with skulls on em..I must be doing something right

    • 113
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    airwalk_11kaylitamoralesCleverestBoyHighlyAnxiousCatronWhaleyunFinishdObjectLerkyAgentJaspor
    • 26
    • RETWEETS
    Dawlceecapnholesaye_chrisesAngelaEhhfavstar1000favsjumpdasharkDodyAnnette______Kath3ryna
  • ale_bundy
      bambo @ale_bundy

    like a moth through a flame...you're a dumb bitch

    • 75
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    OldBatBallsGingerGanderRafflesWordemma_grace94__Ninja_Wh0iwantyourbootylacrossemom5NatalieSidxx
    • 21
    • RETWEETS
    FrankCurtisBs0niaisc00liwantyourbootyLlCHQUEENlacrossemom5HelenofMiamiGrind_n_RollSupraNebula______
  • ale_bundy
      bambo @ale_bundy

    Excuse the fuck out of me. I forgot you were perfect as hell

    • 58
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    GingerGanderryerywtrjrthytr__RafflesWordCroweJamtheefartsmellerforcedelasourceHateFucker________wssgd____________
    • 29
    • RETWEETS
    IngeologisthusseinzhandleSuukar101MarcNabiilayah_hemaidchicnlil1Favstar_NSFWAAlleo
    SinLegion
  • ale_bundy
      bambo @ale_bundy

    fuck a typo, the past tense of tweet is twat..so, there's that shit

    • 68
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    JustLikeMikeeBeenToHellPalMeowNurseyjumpdasharkGrind_n_RollSinLegionlllvvvzzzoddsocks18________
    • 9
    • RETWEETS
    bunnyparadewavewasher________Favstar500Favsherehavemyhearttasteof_PINK______IngloriousApeEMichelleIvy______Spideroger
  • ale_bundy
      bambo @ale_bundy

    I don't wear underwear. you need pants for that...

    • 55
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    GingerGanderRafflesWordGrind_n_RollJustLikeMikeeSultani_SailsSirrruhTommyKarate______SupraNebula______
    • 9
    • RETWEETS
    jonathanjoe76SirrruhFavstar500FavsTommyKarate______SinLegionispypandabfraveHOLLYCANDLEGIRL
  • ale_bundy
      bambo @ale_bundy

    the last time I was abducted by aliens, I woke up in the backseat of a ford probe in mexico with an avocado up my ass..out of this world..

    • 53
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    JustLikeMikeeSupraNebula______MeowNurseyjumpdasharkGrind_n_RolllllvvvzzzCroweJamStexcy
    • 4
    • RETWEETS
    Favstar500Favsfemin9AlBundyIVSpideroger
  • ale_bundy
      bambo @ale_bundy

    my family tree is weed...

    • 47
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    RafflesWordJustLikeMikeeSupraNebula______BeenToHellPalKindaOnDrugsSinLegionMeowNurseyjumpdashark
    • 6
    • RETWEETS
    BeenToHellPalKronicChickSinLegion_LUMPtgo_gottililsexyninja
  • ale_bundy
      bambo @ale_bundy

    When it comes to letting myself down, I never let myself down

    • 44
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    ryerywtrjrthytr__RafflesWordJustLikeMikeeSupraNebula______MeowNurseydaisywaitsridejumpdasharkGrind_n_Roll
    • 7
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    Grind_n_RollbyronblurbsususudafedfayeaurorakittenishcutieCrackedIllusionNimrod_Nation____
    Mr_Slugworth
  • ale_bundy
      bambo @ale_bundy

    I have a thuggish ruggish boner to pick with you..

    • 45
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    FrankCurtisBRafflesWordJessicaKCCOHelenofMiamiJustLikeMikeeSupraNebula______MeowNurseyjumpdashark
    • 6
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    FrankCurtisBAmy420MonroeGrind_n_RollBitchHedbergJayElem00Exodus_1831
  • ale_bundy
      bambo @ale_bundy

    I hate reruns. except for that fat dude from 'whats happening'. he's pretty cool..

    • 45
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    Grind_n_RollJustLikeMikeeSupraNebula______MeowNurseyjumpdasharklllvvvzzzCroweJambrownpoopypants
    • 5
    • RETWEETS
    brownpoopypantswavewasher_________LUMPtgo_gottiBraddecision
  • ale_bundy
      bambo @ale_bundy

    If you've never poured beer on pussy and let it run into your mouth with a funnel then fuck you..

    • 43
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    JustLikeMikeeSupraNebula______MeowNurseyjumpdasharkstbishopGrind_n_RolllllvvvzzzFeliciovs
    • 4
    • RETWEETS
    stbishop_LUMPTortilla_NaziMaxRaunchiness
  • ale_bundy
      bambo @ale_bundy

    I burn bridges with the best accelerants..

    • 42
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    ryerywtrjrthytr__JustLikeMikeeSupraNebula______SleeplessNTulsa__CoastiefishSinLegionMeowNurseydaisywaitsride
    • 4
    • RETWEETS
    SinLegionstbishopSpiderogerlulusgirl888
  • ale_bundy
      bambo @ale_bundy

    I was thinking maybe there's a komodo dragon playing a piano inside of black holes

    • 38
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    ryerywtrjrthytr__RafflesWordJustLikeMikeeSupraNebula______MeowNurseydaisywaitsridejumpdasharkGrind_n_Roll
    • 7
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    _coursouvraRafflesWord_B4TM4NbrentsisleyAlBundyIVCool_JesseHreAmngthDed33
  • ale_bundy
      bambo @ale_bundy

    Why the fuck is it so hard to read the scriptures off the side of this joint?

    • 38
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    JustLikeMikeeSupraNebula______BeenToHellPalMeowNurseyjumpdasharkGrind_n_RolllllvvvzzzCroweJam
    • 6
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    Cali420nia_Luke__AmazonInAction____Bunny_Snugglerskitzoette619whiteboy420ShoutingGoddess
    teamsilence32____
  • ale_bundy
      bambo @ale_bundy

    I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to me

    • 33
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    ryerywtrjrthytr__RafflesWordJustLikeMikeeSupraNebula______CoastiefishSinLegionMeowNurseyjumpdashark
    • 10
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    RafflesWordDrodoBaggins420SinLegionladyjazsjunkMr_SlugworthBodyKandyminnierosegrayunflux
  • ale_bundy
      bambo @ale_bundy

    God's plan is stupid

    • 25
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    ryerywtrjrthytr__Grind_n_RollllvvzzbeercanbettyBadGalRicciAdrianasWordsHaleybabyxxxlow_kix
    • 17
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    beercanbettyjesssica_athwalGODisSanta420HaleybabyxxxDinacoIadaherehavemyheartharlansmithLegendofSquanto
  • ale_bundy
      bambo @ale_bundy

    who? me? - guilty ass pronouns

    • 38
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    RafflesWordryerywtrjrthytr__Grind_n_RollJustLikeMikeeSupraNebula______MeowNurseydaisywaitsridejumpdashark
    • 3
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    TheEtherizer______Dr_DebGBitchHedberg
@ale_bundy

@ale_bundy

I shot the sheriff with a syringe full of unicorn pee. I own gremlins