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Third Eye Staring Into The Sun For An Extended Period #EarlierVersionsOfBands @johnmoe
This coconut water claims that it's "like sticking a straw in a coconut." So what they're saying about the drink is that it's impossible.
If Jesus was in the X-Men probably his best move would be to turn all the water in his enemies' bodies into wine.
"Okay, okay, but just a quickie, I have to be at work in three days." - Sting's wife
Jokes where you pretend to give up in the middle of them are the new okay you know what forget it
I don't find #reasonstobeatyourgirlfriend inappropriate. If I had a girlfriend, I'd be at her all the time. I wouldn't be at anyone else!
This Just In: Seemingly Every Public Place Now Playing Loud Christmas Music Very Unapolagetically
Can't wait to see you guys at Octopherfest, my event where we screen 8 Topher Grace movies in a row.
I'm an actor and a comedian who is a musician and a writer and a 5 second film maker. I am not MMA fighter Alex Owen, although I'm sure we have a lot in common.
