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I wanna write "I Miss You" on a rock and throw it at your face so you know how much it hurts to miss you.
"You may be a hard core Catholic if you are watching Star Wars you hear "May the force be with you" and you respond with "and also with you"
I've just noticed that most of the biggest Pussies I know have Penises.
Finishing a book is like saying goodbye to an old friend....
I think I'm just a hopeless romantic who's discovered that romance is hopeless.
I will always love the false image I had of you.
I gotta pee like a pregnant race horse!
With all the times you stick your foot in your mouth, I can only guess your shoes must taste delicious.
"Lesbiana" sounds like a Disney Princess...
Sometimes I wonder how you don't choke on all the Bullshit that comes out of your mouth.
Why is it when people change it's always into a douchebag and not into somebody awesome?
At the Big Thunder Ranch: Guest: Can we pet the raccoons? CM: Umm, We don't have raccoons. Guest: Well, what are those? CM: Goats! #OHatDL
In Sexual Harassment class. In 2 hours I'll be able to sexually harass, create a hostile work environment and discriminate more efficiently!
Just had the oddest dream where I fucked your brains out in your back seat! Interesting...
I love watching you look at me...
I just woke up next to a strange man! Not cool!
I'm your only friend I'm not your only friend But I'm a little glowing friend But really I'm not actually your friend But I am
I wonder how long we're gonna let this sexual tension build before we fuck?
You can stop being nice to me cause I'm not gonna show you my boobs....
I like shooting things; with cameras and guns. I'm a book whore, music and movie fanatic. I have a dirty mouth and dirtier mind. I also hate most people...