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welcome to my new restaurant the fried zone you never actually tell us what you want so we just keep giving you fries and youre mad somehow
the cool thing about going to hell is the 100% chance of it being cool as hell
im going to jump off a fridge
theres a whole part of this supermarket just full of foods you can buy that came out of the ground. what the hell is going on
if u drink 5 hr energy then go to sleep immediately it adds 5 hrs to your life. u can use this tip for immortality
earlier today i heard a dude across the office say "my name is kiiiiid" under his breath to himself and i been thinkin bout it all day
i just heard a power rangers communicator go off does that mean a powerful teen is near
hey dude can you please try to keep the canon tmnt stuff away from the non canon stuff, a girl is coming over later
"i don t care what their job is i will touch their penis" - jack off all trades
why does garfield hate mondays so much he doesnt even have a job
i saw a halloween decoration that was a drink holder that said VAMPIRE BLOOD. vampires dont drink vampire blood. im mad at the decoration
whats the point of brushing your teeth if new ones grow back every spring
was jesus actually a fish
hi my name is alejandro. pinball, movies, records, FOT. president of the alejandro fun club. i post a lot of dog pics.
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