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Why am I so bitter when I'm so much better?
Why am I not a Victoria's Secret model? *Finishes a tub of Ben and Jerry's ice cream and reaches for a bag of chips*
I just wanna get really baked and go see cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2.
If you tell me homosexuality is wrong and follow that statement with a bible quote I will laugh in your face until you walk away.
I've always wondered what the rest of Roosters looks like, since I've only seen the mirror in the girls washroom.
I walk around this island & bump into people I know after being here 1 month yet I lived in Canada for 10 years w/out knowing my neighbours.
I had coffee before bed last night and had the worst sleep and now to stay awake today I must drink more coffee & so begins a vicious cycle.
A male cat was trying to get frisky with my baby kitten so I screamed profanity at it and chased it with a broom. Is this parenting?