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Please don't leave your halloween avi's up for 6 months like you do your Christmas lights you lazy bastards
I'm so full I can't see my dick
If the Jaguars are called the "Jags," and the Buccaneers the "Bucs," what does that make the Titans?
I wonder if anyone would notice if I just walked off the job...... I mean how hard would it be to find a school bus full of children?
I just woke up.....I had a dream.......do I get my own holiday now?
I'm a grinder not a bumper
I would totally scissor if I could......but I'm more of a brad
Truthful Tuesday: My ass has way more hair on it then it should
I haven't masturbated all day. I've been saving it for you *wink* #MCTC
Do u like it when my tongue goes side to side, up and down our around in circles on you?
Morning breath is god's way of saying morning wood is not for sex