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cant believeeee i've just seen some fat bird stuck in a sunroof in morrisons car park! you stay classy bangor!
Craving a kebab so bad!
Stoned housemate "Im gonna watch snow white and the huntsmen tonight! *looks worried* you don't think there's midgets in it do you...?" Lool
You know you're healthy when the machines at the gym tell you to slow the fuck down cause your heart rate is going sick! Fml
I can't stand vernon kay. Who the fuck let him on the radio
I wonder how many times I've accidentally written 'brian' instead of 'brain' in an academic assignment :/