cant believeeee i've just seen some fat bird stuck in a sunroof in morrisons car park! you stay classy bangor!

Meanwhile in the meat isle of asda...  http://lockerz.com/s/289040629 

WTF MEN!? “@tvpsychologist: This week's Everyday Sexism Project's findings. It doesn't get any better ;-(  http://tinyurl.com/a245ff8 ”

@fashiontrain you're welcome :) always enjoy your blog posts x

@fashiontrain you look gorgeous! love that outfit on you xx

WEWWW! @freddie_2904 RT @sluttygrlprobs: Cheers to one more year of avoiding pregnancy! #sluttygirlwins

best thing about being ill: being able to tell people you don't like not to come near you incase they catch your sickness #getouttamafacehoe

Craving a kebab so bad!

@kerplunkchik just couldnt cope with deciding between chicken or beef. the staff were disgusted, may as well have asked for a mc aids burger

RT @byebyelazybones: RT @singleforev: Witty & Flawless. http://t.co/cs3t1WPE @freddie_2904

Stoned housemate "Im gonna watch snow white and the huntsmen tonight! *looks worried* you don't think there's midgets in it do you...?" Lool

You know you're healthy when the machines at the gym tell you to slow the fuck down cause your heart rate is going sick! Fml

I can't stand vernon kay. Who the fuck let him on the radio

Bring this back RT @idillionaire: RT @factsbook: The Romans would crush a first time rapist's balls between two stones!

LOVE this RT @idillionaire: When your ex tells you "you will never find anyone like me" reply "that's the point!"

I wonder how many times I've accidentally written 'brian' instead of 'brain' in an academic assignment :/

@winyeemichelle hahahaahaa 'did you just say thang?' ;)