"@sinastr: Teach a man to fish and feed him for a day. Shoot him in the face and never have to deal with that whiny douchebag again."

“@earthposts: The best thing you'll read in along time pic.twitter.com/qBXGqAH4EA” 👏👏👏👏

My life is an emotional roller-coaster along with the constant struggle of trying to maintain my composure while staying true to myself.

"@realkiddsmyllz: When the memories hit you... that shit hurts"

"@onlyastoner: there should be a charity for stoners. down on your luck? here, have a doobie. injured without insurance? take a ten sack"

@doughwee hahahah your tweets make my day!

I've been so emotional lately..

They would have the Celtics and the Knicks playing against each other...

"@ijaketaylor: A person that truly loves you will never let you go, no matter how hard the situation is."

"@extragrumpycat: Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name. Coincidence? I think not..." HAHA OMG @meg_gabrielle

"@pardonmyhyppe: Anything you want, its yours."

I'm Machine Gun Kelly, what the fucks a pistol?

"@comedyposts: Normal people: I like everyone unless you give me a reason not to. Me: I hate everyone unless you give me a reason not to."

I like my kisses down low, makes me arch my back, when you give it to me slow, baby just like that

@daveweasel soo am I, & there's a nyquil add on too. Haha

I remember tears streaming down your face when I said I'd never let you go.

"@comedyposts: Typing "lmao" and knowing fine and well that your ass is firmly attached." LMFAO HAHAHA

I CANNOT believe Eminem is 40! #Damn #HappyBirthdayEminem <3

#15Addictions Music. #alldayeveryday

@doughwee @shutupronald oh my god NEVER