why do girls think its funny to tell you how long it's been since they've showered? 4 days without bathing isn't funny. it's disgusting.

I mean honestly did you sit down and think, "what is the least creative piece of art I could have permanently drawn on my body"

couldn't have said it better myself.. mark my words, I won't be living here in a year pic.twitter.com/mGG58KKoqT

been waiting for my boss to show up to work for an hour. still not here. does this mean I can go home?

Roy Hibbert may be fined for saying "No Homo" after the game last night. Apparently it's an "anti-gay slur". America is full of pussies

#CodeineMargarita @youngdolph

(I will be phone-less until tomorrow)

ShoutOut to @clan_fam for taking me to the Grizzlies' game tonight

people that pop pills are fucking losers. end of story

left my cuff links in Memphis. looks like I'm turning around

I'm bored. hang out with me

if anyone wants to fill me in on what happened last night that would be spectacular

As much as I hate to say it, Wiz killed the UOENO remix

@tweetgame_crazy DOLPH

Talk all the trash you want, those of you not from Memphis. This city is the shit

@julia_perkins he's not talking about the TV show...

I mean I swear to God no one has any respect for anything. what the fuck is wrong with people

goddammit I'm so fucking sick of people stealing shit out of my house stay the fuck out of Kearney everyone fuck all of you

@latimestjsimers you basically call our city a piece of shit and don't expect a negative response? are you stupid or just ignorant?

why am I so horny? I guess so much adderol will do that to you.