I'm eight followers away from a milliwheaton! Woot! I will not block any new bots because @muskrat_john says that all followers count.

Hilarious RT @mrchrislay "The Problem w/ One-Night Stands in Locked-Down Boston"  http://ht.ly/kgy1g 

So I woke up to this: “@pattonoswalt: Oh SHIT. Seriously -- Oh. Shit. http://t.co/Dux4zFo5”

Every politician should be forced to play this "game" of "can you make it through the month on minimum wage": http://t.co/8cYjG2vI

This brings tears of pride and joy to my eyes: http://www.cityofmadison.com/news/view.cfm?news_id=2512

Beautiful article RT @pattonoswalt My WIRED essay on the needful death of nerd culture (with smart comment thread): http://bit.ly/hlPlR7

New blog post, wherein Alex is: Playing Games  http://mightydistractible.blogspot.com/2013/04/playing-games.html?spref=tw …

Badass! RT @mikellunsford drew fully dressed superheroines! Real fabrics! Actual Pants!  http://ze-tarts.tumblr.com/post/45825059789 … cc @prismaticart

I defy you to not laugh. RT @redban: EPIC FAIL! -  http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=zd7c5tQCs1I …

OH: Cheesy Biscuits is the worst stripper name ever.

Out on a school night with @alexhanna, @legaleagle, and @terrenceisdaman. I'm so hard-core.

@legaleagle Late to the party... My fave moment was standing at the corner of State & watching the Fab 14 being escorted in by the firemen!

@your_overcoat When I was a kid, Kirk was all swashbuckling coolness. Now I see him for the playa he is. A good brain and loyalty is sexy.

On The Rocks - U of OR a capella group - singing Bad Romance (with choreography!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8PAuvxCZuM

I wish I were more creative. Cool RT @jonathancoulton Twitter on Paper by @sampotts is insane and also beautiful: http://bit.ly/12PmAo.

@dudebrochris That's good marketing there.

@gilkisonreport Current rap music seems particularly bad but maybe I’m just old.

Wait. There’s actually a song called “I’m in love with a stripper”? Really?!? This is why we can't have nice things, America.

@madisonfishfry @thebookpolice You both might be interested in the new fish fry at Eastside Club. Just got back. Def a step up from before.

New blog post, wherein Alex wonders what happened to Spring: Summer Has Sprung  http://mightydistractible.blogspot.com/2013/04/summer-has-sprung.html?spref=tw …