I bet every time Helena Bonham-Carter makes a movie, her mom calls and says, "But you're so pretty! Why don't you want to look pretty?"

This is EXACTLY what I meant. :) “@drgonzo123: @mforbeck SUMMER IS COMING. pic.twitter.com/OrasPR2rXZ”

2NITE: I Better Know Milwaukee, the NYC of Wisconsin if the Big Apple were deep fried and smothered in cheddar sauce. @colbertreport 11:30pm

To commemorate the opening of the new Gatsby film, Wisconsin would once again like to say Eff Scott Fitzgerald.

A Beer Cheese recipe that calls for both Velveeta *and* Cheez Whiz? DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS! pic.twitter.com/sWvXxW6oG0

I made this for @billcorbett. But really...doesn't it apply to ALL of us? pic.twitter.com/FtV5VtatCq

i think a group of white people should be called a brunch.

Holy shit,  http://will.i.am  does his best nerdcore impression.  http://youtu.be/MLRkC_UQp8s  ...Hope the cool kids don't hold it against him.

GO SARAH JESSICA PARKER!!!! #KyDerby

OH from @alexinmadison "I have a pretty good duckface on." pic.twitter.com/Ihu0vEghxo

There exists people on Facebook (that are NOT Twitter users) that use hashtags in their Facebook statuses. STOP.

#WeBrokeUpBecause you told me you'd love me forever if I went to Iraq, but became a real asshole after I got back pic.twitter.com/tMtHE0laXm

Stephen Colbert: What Could Go Wrong With Bitcoin?

 http://buff.ly/Zxc3Fq 

NPR says this is "first act of terrorism since 9/11" as if white supremacist didn't murder 6 at Sikh Temple last August. #Amnesia #Racism

Nothing shows America's xenophobia and racism more than events like this.

Lena Horne flirting with Grover. Shamelessly. "Here, get in my lap here."  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_Y0lJ8ELvI …

It hurts when I be

"You can have our heads when you pry them out of our cold, dead asses."

~ 46 members of the US Senate

Gang's all here for [elevator full of blood] ROOM 237 #wifilmfest  https://vine.co/v/bUaiO35iqPz 

A ponytail is nothing but a Hippie Mullet...