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538 has Obama at 80%, but that's also the hit % for a pokemon using Thrash. I've seen that miss with my own two eyes. I've seen serious shit
Google Glasses: Because I want to take all the instability, fragmentation, and clumsiness of Android & strap it directly to my fucking face
To students at GDC, remember: The amount of shit you talk about a dev is directly proportional to the chance that they're right behind you.
"Man did you hear the new iPad is gonna have 5G and 3D webcams sub-pixel image densi-" HAVE YOU BEEN OUTSIDE. IT IS BEAUTIFUL OUTSIDE.
Google makes a car. It is released without axles, but has a dock for Android phones. After months of driver fatalities, they add headlights.
No I will not friend your fucking dog on facebook. How fucking white do you think I am
I can't express how amused I am that our culture now associates "marathon" with sitting your ass all day and watching Pawn Stars.
Haha. Bacon. Epic bacon equality. Lol. Ftw. Bacon. NOM! Epic bacon zombie. Moustache. Haha bacon for the epic win. Winfailbacon pirate ninja
The Life of a Meme: 4chan -> Reddit -> George Takei -> Facebook -> Your wall -> My eyes. Then I unfriend you because you're an idiot
EVERYPONY SHUT UP ABOUT THIS KONY STUFF. WE HAVE TO SAVE DERPY #AmericaFirst
Let me quash those rumors for you: The "Xbox 720" speculation? It's just a 360 strapped to a bear. The hardware guys are pretty hardcore.
I don't listen to EDM anymore but any time I log onto Facebook and see another shit relationship take form I think "wait for the drop"
The Reapers, themselves speaking only in Dubstep, arrive to cleanse the galaxy of any organic life forms responsible for Skrillex
Pokemon Snap does not reward me for my judicious implementation of the Rule of Thirds and this irritates me.
Mom, dad, meet my waifu. "Son that's a drawing of Aerith. Except you named her 'Kitsune'" Dad fuck you. She's Aerith's Nobody. Fuck you dad
New Doritos Eternity©. We Stare Into The Flavor Abyss And The Flavor Abyss Stares Back
Kinect takes 1 pic of you every day. After 10K Gamerpoints, it plays a slideshow of you aging superimposed over people enjoying nature
To all my guy friends: The "Friend Zone" is a sixth sense for assholes. Legitimately nice people don't realize or care that they're in it.
Producerbot 3000, lover of stringed things. XBL: BieberGrrl. My opinions are those of Ah-Muzen-Cab, Mayan god of bees.