RT @biiimurray: If you have the power to make someone happy, do it. The world needs more of that.

In business, numbers ALWAYS tell the story.

Unfortunately it's a story written in Excel with no ninjas or cool swords and nobody gets laid.

Worrying about conspiracy theories is a waste of time. There are enough things visible in broad daylight worth getting upset about.

I feel like the headline "Disney will release a new 'Star Wars' movie every year starting in 2015" should end "until the ransom is paid".

Ministro @jaarreaza tumba Internet (ABA) para "impedir hackeos desde el exterior". Igual que en Irán, Egipto y Siria pic.twitter.com/hVnbVtXS7B

Cuan inepto se tiene que ser para tumbar el internet a nivel nacional como medida anti-hackeo?

"If Tetris has taught me anything, it's that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear."

New Parent Idea:
1. Take pictures of you pulling baby out of spacecraft in forest.
2. Hide pictures in attic for kid to find when he's 10.

Nunca vuelve el viajero; quien viaja, cambia. pic.twitter.com/49eL6Y1Wrh

RT @petervan: The Google Glass feature no one is talking about - Creative Good | @scoopit  http://sco.lt/4rokEr  by @markhurst > recommended

The Paris Metro ghost stations that never served a single passenger  http://bit.ly/10GVKaO 

Game: When someone in your house or office is staring at their iPhone, run up and shove them hard, shouting "Push Notification!"

Isn’t there part of everyone that hopes the Mayan calander is right? #letswrapitup #endofworld #creditcardbill

brb gonna interact with some brands, maybe increase some engagement

Game of Thrones reminds me of twitter a lot because there are 140 characters and terrible things are constantly happening