@marcoarment Write an article about what Instapaper does, wait for it to be copied on BI, then send it to them.

@fraserspeirs from guidelines: “Apps that crash … exhibit bugs … present a license screen at launch will be rejected”
↑ iTunes in a nutshell

@maureenjohnson in case you don't already have one, I made a NYAN CAT RINGTONE for your iPhone: http://cl.ly/2w150B330F2z3K1R033u

@mattgemmell Since the site is 510-ing, you might want to share the cached version:  http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:yMtJt8-M1boJ:www.sponsorascholar.co.uk/scholarships-for-students.html+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=uk&client=safari …

A few scripts to archive tweets, mentions, faves and DMs without IFTTT: https://t.co/aknXGpQ6

@fraserspeirs as I remember, the most fun part of SMART whiteboards was aligning the touch targets with the projected image.

@marcoarment No. MailWrangler also fell foul: http://t.co/S9ZJjGQO

@patrickrhone IIRC, the first instance of the comma is ~200 BC; Oxford, by contrast, wasn’t settled in until about Saxon times, ~900 AD.

RT @laliandra if you need your heart warming fandomwise today read the last few comments here  http://archiveofourown.org/works/300083 

@laliandra Cum is more used to describe the residue; come is the sensation itself. One is a bit sticky and the other is pleasurable.

And if you’re going to be scripting Dreamwidth markup, you can also use these functions for generating DW user links:  https://github.com/alexwlchan/dw-user-links …

For those interested: I wrote a Python script to generate Dreamwidth markup for podfic lists, but fast.  https://github.com/alexwlchan/itpe-post-generator …

@drdrang It’s just slow compared to TextMate, which had that, um, interesting method of not wasting time with software updates.

I claim that my permission statement is the only one with a link to a TSN clip.  http://www.alexwlchan.net/blog/2012/11/my-bp-statement/ … Also @brimtoast owes me money now.

Since Autonomy is in the news again, perhaps it’s time to remember @oracle’s kick-ass PR statements about the company:  http://parislemon.com/post/10823283902/oracle-bad-ass-motherfuckers …

@fraserspeirs Rejecting any device that doesn’t run Windows. (Yes, I really saw that.) #nethorror

@azurelunatic @ifonlyella Can I recommend Crashplan? I’ve used them for several years for offsite backups; no problems.  http://www.crashplan.com/ 

The letter V behind my Finder makes it look like evil!Finder: http://t.co/cad7WvcA

@sketchingbirds And here come the immortal words: how hard can it be? *breaks out toolkit*

@craiggrannell But a search for Canterbury goes to Australia. Bizarre.