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FINE> I will take a shower. But the vodka is coming with me.
I learned a lot from Saved By The Bell.
Sitting in the sun feels really good you guys. And I am not even a cat.
Whatever everyone. ELO is amazing. If you don't wanna make out to Strange Magic, you aren't real.
I love my taste in music.
Finished reading "The Ethical Slut" today. Loved it. Perfect. Everyone should read it.
This boy is slowly winning me over with his cute texts and backhanded compliments. Or maybe he is just really horny.
LET THE WRITING BEGIN. Paper or computer? Who am I kidding. I love pens and paper.
Oh so it's the point of the night where i'm dancing in a towel to the --SHIT BOY IS HERE AND I AM NOT EVEN DRESSED.
When bitches compliment you, compliment them back.
Can i just eat potato chips in bed? is that something I can do at this point in my life?
Guys always go for the right boob. Is this a normal thing? Thoughts?
Pretty sure I'm turning into Aqualung. Maybe/definitely not as lech-y, or diseased, or old. Actually this a bad example. self abort.
Bf just said my rapper name should be Vanilla Xtract
My tits look way too good to stay in tonight.
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