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FINE> I will take a shower. But the vodka is coming with me.
Sitting in the sun feels really good you guys. And I am not even a cat.
Oh so it's the point of the night where i'm dancing in a towel to the --SHIT BOY IS HERE AND I AM NOT EVEN DRESSED.
Who is 20 minutes early? SERIOUSLY.
Cat sitting ad listening to a classical jazz piano version of Fere Jacques. Sp? Pretty sure transformation to spinster hag is complete.
Thought I saw two dudes I slept with. Turns out my glasses were just perched low on my nose like a nerdy boss.
I just had a sex dream about myself. WHY CANT I EVEN GET SEX DREAMS RIGHT?!
"Congrats! You're not pregnant. Here's some blood to fuck up your life for the next 4-7 days"--Mother Nature.
And I'm hungry. I wish there was a fruit peddler in this break room.
Oh law of abundance. You are a cruel cruel master.
1. Workout (boohiss)
2. Shower (boohiss)
3. Get gas (boo)
4. Class (boo)
5. Cat sit!! (Yay!)
6. Figure out dinner (meh)
For those of you keeping score at home.
Pantslessness in bed: 1
Being up & at'em: 0
Sometimes my boobs pop out of my bra.
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