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Before getting angry, think about plants. We can learn a lot from plants. Plants don't get angry, do they? Plants get revenge
why are they coming out with new genders whats wrong with the original 151
lol scifi is so weird *lives in culture where getting basic job can require painting face to simulate sexual arousal, starving oneself*
TRYING TO CUM THEN JUST AS UR ABOUT TO BURST THE WALLS OF YOUR ROOM FALL OUTWARD AND EVERYONE YOUVE EVER MET IS CLAPPING AND BLOWING HORNS
WE'VE BEEN DRIVING ACROSS THE MANSPLAINS FOR DAYS. GENDERFLUID RUNNING LOW. WE MIGHT HAVE TO EAT SOMEONE
the cube is the most beautiful part of the human body
my witch ancestors died for my right to fuck Satan
tip for depressed people: make a txt file and fill it with nice things people say about you because your brain will delete them
Recognize your entire culture as toxic and stop rewarding malignant narcissists just for being the loudest scariest voices in the room
I can only reach orgasm if I'm using my witch powers to destroy your entire life with fire
my sex tape was leaked but no one understands it and mathematics professors use it to teach their classes
we shouldn't encourage people to create because what if the first thing they ever make isn't absolutely perfect
It's not personal. It's Digiorno. *gunshot*
my NYTimes interview is out! http://www.nytimes.com/2014/11/23/magazine/twine-the-video-game-technology-for-all.html?ref=magazine&_r=0 …
With Those We Love Alive, written by me, scored by @neotenomie
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ElectricityPunk--a world where our cities, houses, even appliances are powered by electricity
Women's logic is "anger". Men's anger is "logic"
You have a beautiful online dating profile. I'm made out of small chunks of gravestones chiseled off fearfully during a church heist. Can we
A common myth is that the game industry uses every part of the game designer. In reality, they cut off the horn and throw away the corpse
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