Before getting angry, think about plants. We can learn a lot from plants. Plants don't get angry, do they? Plants get revenge

lol scifi is so weird *lives in culture where getting basic job can require painting face to simulate sexual arousal, starving oneself*

TRYING TO CUM THEN JUST AS UR ABOUT TO BURST THE WALLS OF YOUR ROOM FALL OUTWARD AND EVERYONE YOUVE EVER MET IS CLAPPING AND BLOWING HORNS

tip for depressed people: make a txt file and fill it with nice things people say about you because your brain will delete them

Women's logic is "anger". Men's anger is "logic"

my sex tape was leaked but no one understands it and mathematics professors use it to teach their classes

we shouldn't encourage people to create because what if the first thing they ever make isn't absolutely perfect

ElectricityPunk--a world where our cities, houses, even appliances are powered by electricity

WE'VE BEEN DRIVING ACROSS THE MANSPLAINS FOR DAYS. GENDERFLUID RUNNING LOW. WE MIGHT HAVE TO EAT SOMEONE

why doesnt this book have a tutorial how do i turn the pages argh i cut my throat on the paper and now im on fire

What if we made a game where the mechanics violently contrasted with the game world, and we brainlessly repeated this mistake for decades

i like that in Super Mario RPG there is a town based entirely on marriage and you go there and stop a marriage and murder a wedding cake

men, rescue other men from the Friend Zone by giving them sex. after all, these are some nice guys.

orange you glad i didn't say the voice command that self-destructs this space station and sends our charred bodies hurtling into the ionosph

at the highest level of play, Twitter is Katamari Damacy

we're surprised when our culture built on making fun of things also has trouble with finding confidence to make things

Q: what bleeds for a week but doesnt die A: you as i slowly cut you up for making misogynist jokes that portray periods as somehow inhuman

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EVERYONE START PRONOUNCING TESTOSTERONE LIKE THE END OF PEPPERONI

game where instead of killing monsters you cure their depression and help them build housing out of vines