Anything unrelated to elephants is IRRELEPHANT. You're welcome.

Oh fuck ladybugs

You never know how much pee u can pee until u pee

I don't give a fuck about the ACT

If my stomach growls I will stab it

A great way to show someone you don't give a shit about them is to use the word "thingy" when talking about something important to them

Head #igetthatalot

This guy is walking around the restaurant going ALLISON ALLISON ALLISON .. can I help you

Yeah I actually was hoping "thrift shop" would be blasting outside my window as I'm trying to nap

Love is not a battlefield. Shaving your legs in a dorm shower is a battlefield.

Whatever horoscope account you follow on twitter is bullshitting you. Check @holllyyx's tweets for your accurate horoscope.

Happy father's day @robdelaney I think you're my real dad

If u guyz don't RT u have no <3 RT @fossphate: every 60 seconds in america, a minute passes. you can make a difference. please retweet.

It's almost friday and I'm gonna forget to do this tomorrow so #FF @missmayn @holllyyx @annoyedworld @kalarlis @amberdonn @gorrdano

Do you guys know how to post videos to FACEBOOK?!

Is "goodnight" Julianese for "imma got get sum ice cream"? RT @juliaa0x: Goooooooooooooodnight #sickgirlproblems

The whole world smells like beer

Found this on my phone so scary now that u have seen it pass it on or u will die in 3 seconds <3 pic.twitter.com/zgWgS9LqpK

Hey guys! My roommate is going to the hospital because of six shots. Six shots! So that's where we're at.

I am grievously sad to inform you that sebastian Hastings is.....a girl