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Anything unrelated to elephants is IRRELEPHANT. You're welcome.
Oh fuck ladybugs
You never know how much pee u can pee until u pee
I don't give a fuck about the ACT
If my stomach growls I will stab it
A great way to show someone you don't give a shit about them is to use the word "thingy" when talking about something important to them
This guy is walking around the restaurant going ALLISON ALLISON ALLISON .. can I help you
Yeah I actually was hoping "thrift shop" would be blasting outside my window as I'm trying to nap
Love is not a battlefield. Shaving your legs in a dorm shower is a battlefield.
Do you guys know how to post videos to FACEBOOK?!
The whole world smells like beer
Hey guys! My roommate is going to the hospital because of six shots. Six shots! So that's where we're at.
I am grievously sad to inform you that sebastian Hastings is.....a girl