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Dear car commercials: No one says "bi-weekly" in real life. EVER.
If you are white and have dreads and don't sell weed...that is fucking false advertising man.
Captain Morgan should just make their slogan "Too much of a pussy to stand up to your girlfriend? Captain Morgan will save you!"
Just saw this headline: "Inaugural balls held tonight in Washinton" Don't hold 'em too tight, a gentle cupping is all that is needed.
I tell the jokes and write the words and act the parts and cohost the podcasts Ward and Al http://www.wardandal.com