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Toronto: a major city where you can accidentally step in horse poop downtown.
I can't stress this enough: do NOT get salad dressing all over your phone.
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@robfee always makes me laugh on Twitter. Then I read this and he almost made me cry. Well said sir, well said. http://thoughtcatalog.com/rob-fee/2014/05/an-open-letter-to-all-men-concerning-yesallwomen/ …
Sometimes I tweet, then spend 10 minutes constantly refreshing my @ notifications to see if my life has value.
The most unbelievable part of post apocalypse shows and movies is that they never show a women going nuts looking for a hair elastic.
If you only see one movie at #TIFF14 make it @teenlustmovie! Brother plays a satanist, which seems very plausible. http://www.tiff.net/festivals/thefestival/programmes/contemporary-world-cinema/teen-lust …
Just arrived in Montreal for Just for Laughs... There are tons of shows on, so naturally I am in my room watching TLC.
Dear 12 year olds: Stop trying to bum smokes off me. Just because I am ruining my life doesn't mean I want to ruin yours. You're TWELVE.
I tell the jokes and write the words and act the parts and cohost the radio show Ward and Al, SiriusXM channel 167 1pm-4pm EST, Mon-Fri.