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UFC Omaha tickets go on sale this week finally :] Just got my presale password email. #geeked
My roommate has bronchitis and my boss has pneumonia. I googled it, I'm going to die.
I'd take morning sex over breakfast in bed every single day. Every. Single. Day.
The amount of guys who have text me saying that my dog just text them to come over is getting slightly disturbing...
Just renewed my license online because FUCK the DOT lines 👍
Toot it and boot it
If the toughest question I get asked all weekend is if I wanna go see Eminem in August, this is gonna be an amazing weekend :]
Two things I hate to waste. That 1st night with a new razor and the nights the bra and panties match. 💋💋
I quietly hate all of you who Instagram the song you're listening to on Pandora.
If by earth you mean fuck, then yes, I'm down to earth.
Forgiving you is my gift to you. Moving on is my gift to myself.
Just when you think it can't get any worse, it can. And just when you think it can't get any better, it does.
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