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UFC Omaha tickets go on sale this week finally :] Just got my presale password email. #geeked
My roommate has bronchitis and my boss has pneumonia. I googled it, I'm going to die.
I'd take morning sex over breakfast in bed every single day. Every. Single. Day.
Toot it and boot it
If the toughest question I get asked all weekend is if I wanna go see Eminem in August, this is gonna be an amazing weekend :]
Two things I hate to waste. That 1st night with a new razor and the nights the bra and panties match. 💋💋
I quietly hate all of you who Instagram the song you're listening to on Pandora.
If by earth you mean fuck, then yes, I'm down to earth.
Forgiving you is my gift to you. Moving on is my gift to myself.
So excited tomorrow is "Friday".
I can't help you fix yourself, but at least I can say I tried. I'm sorry but I've got to move on with my own life.
The most important relationship you have in ur life is the one you have with urself bcuz no matter what happens, you will always have urself
Full time jobs and motivation are sexy. Sleeping all day, being a fkn bum and doing drugs all day/night are not. You got it backwards silly.
Hawkeye hoops 🏀🏀
Just when you think it can't get any worse, it can. And just when you think it can't get any better, it does.