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Walmart the afternoon before Easter smells exactly like a mixture of a mistake and Black Friday shopping.
"When I'm up, my friends know who I am. When I'm down, I know who my friends are."
Some songs you just can't fully appreciate unless you close your eyes while listening.
You shouldn't need a reason to help people.
The secret to dancing: pretend you have a wedgie and try to get it unstuck without using your hands.