@vulture Chris Hemsworth is only 57% likeable? Are the other 43% blind or deaf?

Never want to know what AJ pierzinski thanks, THANKS THO

It's like how can I think you're cute when you still have hotmail?

I thought I was drinking wine but I guess it was haterade.

Every word Kanye just tweeted are possible names of Kimye baby.

You make me want to be a better person. #lovenotestomymini

When I see someone who speaks more than three languages I think, why? are you a spy?

"Maybe when I grow up I can be bout that jcrew life" #mequotes

Found my way back to the hotel with a dead phone and no map, so basically I'd make a really good spy.

From henchforth today shall be called Timberlake day.

The last week of the year is like attending a wake were everyone talks about what a great year it was but secretly everyone hated it

My iPad mini’s name is Bane, because inside that black casing lies a heart of gold. #lovenotestomymini

Im loving the Olympics, but I loved The Hunger Games and they are basically the prequel to the book right?

Following @batarangmoses and @eeoliver531 so I guess I don't need to follow anyone else, ever.

Today a high of 102 with a 90% chance of seeing a million screenshots of the temperature all over the Internet.

Maybe I'm Amazed is such a great song.

In the end, my dad was right. Never trust a man that doesn't drink.

Ask me how I am and I'll say fine but put me in front of a keyboard and suddenly I have 5000 words to say

I don't know about you, but I'm feeling 32...

when there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire.