"If you can live without her, then man-up and cut her off. Don't string her along."

This breaks my heart so much 😪

I just want to get high and forget about this day.

You can't miss what you never had

#Pisces don't care but they care.

Boobs. But magical ones that play any Zeppelin song you're thinking of.

Can't stop laughing... pic.twitter.com/yVwrU5kMEd

Tonight is just bad and it's making me mad. I just wanted to vibe!

Yup yup yup pic.twitter.com/MdftPAUzbV

Quality you can taste.🌴 pic.twitter.com/QiS2CzU3e5

You can't always get what you want.

Dammm I'm hungry again

Insomnia comes from the Latin words -somnus- meaning “sleep” and -in- meaning “fuck you.”

ə. Go home e, you're drunk.

one day @alotofjess & i will smoke a fat ass blunt together #everythingispurple 💜

And then you realize that it won't change a thing

This is the end is HILARIOUS.

weed, chicken & corn rolls...is what my day was like... #todaywasagoodday #ratchetwednsday @bluntsteph_ @krizzybear 😤💚

Cop: Clocked you going 88 and the words “Flux Capacitor” are spray painted on the trunk.

Me: I see where this is going. No, you can’t come.

Stoners are great tippers.