Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
"If you can live without her, then man-up and cut her off. Don't string her along."
This breaks my heart so much 😪
I just want to get high and forget about this day.
You can't miss what you never had
Boobs. But magical ones that play any Zeppelin song you're thinking of.
Tonight is just bad and it's making me mad. I just wanted to vibe!
You can't always get what you want.
Dammm I'm hungry again
Insomnia comes from the Latin words -somnus- meaning “sleep” and -in- meaning “fuck you.”
ə. Go home e, you're drunk.
And then you realize that it won't change a thing
This is the end is HILARIOUS.
Cop: Clocked you going 88 and the words “Flux Capacitor” are spray painted on the trunk.
Me: I see where this is going. No, you can’t come.
Stoners are great tippers.